Hal will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle-aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 17 Jan 2026
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
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Date: Sat 24 Jan 2026
Venue: Barton-on-Humber The Ropewalk
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Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
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Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
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Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Leek Foxlowe Arts Centre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
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Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Exmouth Pavilion
Price: £22.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Cardiff Sherman Theatre
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Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Peterborough Key Theatre
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Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
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Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
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Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Deal Astor Theatre
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Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
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Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
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Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
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Date: Wed 22 Apr 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
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Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
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Date: Fri 12 Jun 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
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Date: Sat 20 Jun 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Jun 2026
Venue: Diss Corn Hall
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